The Onion has recently posted quite a few food related articles. Here is a quick link round-up. Check these out for a laugh…
Dad Tests Limits Of Cheesecake Factory Vibrating Pager. A quote from the dad in the article: “I’ll bet I can get all the way behind the Barnes & Noble, no problem.”
K-Y Introduces New Line Of Jam. From the article: “The company has touted [the jam as] having ‘that thick, homemade feeling you’ve been craving.’ ”
Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice. From the article: “In a lunchtime incident significant enough to warrant you pause, an employee at the fast food Mexican restaurant Chipotle has just dispensed to you a smaller serving of rice than the customer ahead of you.”
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